Ad Read: Episode 10 | Why Are They Smiling?

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: The Arson Assist Federation The company known as Sun Basket is rebranding as The Arson Assist Federation. Find out what that means for you, the consumer. Probably something good, right? Jimmy’s Lobotomobile Our good friend Jimmy has a new business that just might get you right in the head. Bentmore Buckets and Donny Heart Throb and DJ Pontiac Beavers Bentmore Buckets have teamed with Donny Heart Throb and DJ Pontiac Beavers to remix Donny’s hit song — Alopecia Lady. It’s a song about a lady who has no hair. Not only that, but Bearded Gentlemen Music has an exclusive music video premiere for this song. Pepperidge Farm Goldfish We love the fishes because they’re so delicious. Let’s go fishing, everyone. It’s time to get some fish. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson and Aaron Cooper. Additional acting by Jon, Cheru, and Aaron.)